O NO U DIDN'T

Apparently between the time I was yoga-ing myself to relaxation and the time I awoke this morning, someone decided to help themselves to the contents of my car. I come outside this morning, kids in tow, to find the passenger door open to all the world. Upon closer inspection the glove compartment (no, I do not keep gloves in there) was also open and the car was full of mosquitoes. "What did they take?" I ask myself as I see the car stereo still in tow along with the DVD player, car seats, car charger and inhaler. Finally I figure it out. They took the ipod tuner (bought for $9 at Ross) and my daughter's diaper bag (filled with such goodies as: old diapers, old sunscreen, kleenex and wipes...oh yes and the first aid kit). What really pisses me off is that they sacheted themselves up MY driveway...Now I am here waiting for the police thanking God for no broken windows (apparently, someone left the door unlocked though I am not going to point the finger because blame will not really help this situation) and thanking God the majority of the car is in tact. But let me say this. Don't be fooled by this comedic, nice, lawyerly persona. Never take my kindness for weakness because I will NEVER hesitate to pop a cap in someone's as*. The rest of the day can only get better right?