Retirement

After attending 2 retirement parties, my mind started to wonder "will I ever retire? In this endless sea of case law, pleadings, legalese, will I ever be able to see the sunshine of getting paid for NOT working? (ok, I kinda get that now, but that's beside the point). It seems like I have just started in this rat race and I am already tired. Not a good sign. But then I began to reminisce about my old job..."I have been here for a little over 6 months and 2 people (just in this department) have retired. I was at my old job for a little over 2 years and NO ONE ever retired...that should say something...eh